A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced we can take half a heart out of one person put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind. We just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House,and now half the country is looking for work."
I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked:
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being
and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given Al yelled out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall.
The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"
THE BUSH2 Virus (aka DUBYA or SHRUB) (Responds to all internet information searches with a link to www.bush.com\campaignplatform\evasionsdaddytaughtme.exe)
THE BUSH2.1 Trojan Virus (Defaults all major system operations to www.cheney.gov\whitehouse.exe)
THE ALGORE Virus (Causes your computer to just keep counting and counting and counting and counting)
THE BILL CLINTON Virus (Installs a 3.5-inch hard drive with no memory capacity)
THE HILLARY CLINTON Virus (Prevents your computer from accepting cookies but accepts everything else)
THE LINDA CHAVEZ Virus (Triggers an error message stating that "You have performed an illegal act and your program will be closed immediately.")
THE JOHN ASHCROFT Virus (Prevents your computer from aborting or deleting any existing data or programs)